Chuck Norris…

30 12 2008

i’m going to pick up where my friend Jared left off. if you don’t know about chucknorrisfacts.com then i suggest you click on the link and prepare yourself for immense laughter and fear. here’s a taste of chucknorrisfacts.com:

-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

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31 12 2008
jared

i just peed a little from laughter…

31 12 2008
josh

dude, i so forgot about these…

2 01 2009
billy

– when chuck norris gets cold he dosnt turn the heat up he turns the sun up

-the grass is always greener on the other side, except when chuck norris has been there then its covered in blood

– chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

– most people have a chin under there beard but chuck norris has another fist

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